Eli Gundry

Cooking: Cherry Slab Pie & Hot Sauce Shrimp + Cheesy Polenta

Last week was weird for me. The weekend before last, we booked social engagements every day of the weekend. While it was nice that I went to the beach and saw friends, we didn't do our weekly grocery shopping. As a result, we ordered takeout more than we should have and generally ate like πŸ’© .

This weekend though? Absolutely perfect! On Saturday, I took my partner to their first Mets game and it went swimmingly. deGrom was pitching, the game was close, and there was a loud Philly fan in our section that was politely ribbing us when a play went their way. The Mets were losing in the last inning before tying it up with bases loaded and then winning the game on a walk off sacrifice fly. We even got a free shirt! Absolutely perfect Saturday!

The highlight of my weekend wasn't the game, though. At some point last week, a recipe for a cherry pie came across my Twitter feed that I had to make. I cleared my schedule on Sunday and vowed to spend the day cooking. The results speak for themselves, so let's dive in.

Cherry Slab Pie

This recipe from the Smitten Kitchen is what stopped me in my tracks. Now usually, I'm not a baker because I feel that I lack the equipment. We don't have room for a stand mixer in our kitchen and doing mixing by hand can be hard for recipes that call for a mixer. Which leads to what brought me to this recipe: the pie dough calls for a hand held pastry blender and not a stand mixer or food processor. I did not have one and purchased it through the link on the page (you have to support Deb Perelman, so the affiliate link is retained).

Making the pie crust dough collage

I got the flour and the ice cold butter in the bowl and started mashing. Senseless mashing wasn't working so I took a deep breath and switched up the technique. Push and turn, push and turn, push and turn, be the stand mixer you want to be. This was very Zen like, I must admit. I get why people like baking, it is calming. Before I knew it, I had the butter blended pretty good and added some ice water and shaped into a ball. I sliced it a little bit (so I have enough for the top crust), wrapped in plastic and tossed it in the fridge for 3 hours while I mopped the floor (it was so nasty).

Making the cherries collage

After I finished mopping, I figured I should prepare the cherries. The recipe called for sour cherries, but all the grocery store I went to (Trade Fair) had were Rainier cherries. I've never seen baked good with Rainier cherries so I just went with it. They aren't very sour, so I doubled the lemon juice I added. After I added the corn starch and sugar, I sampled a few and got very excited as it was delicious.

As I was slicing the cherries, I was getting to the end of the current season of What Had Happened Was with Open Mike Eagle. It's Open Mike Eagle interviewing an artist about their entire body of work over a whole season. The first season was Price Paul of De La Soul & Handsome Boy Modeling school and it was great. This season was El-P of Run the Jewels & Def Jux. I really liked this season because there is much to learn from a creative perspective of how El-P looks at the world. I took away that you shouldn't try to force something to happen, take your time, and live in the present instead of worrying about the future. Open Mike Eagle is one of my favorite live acts and I can't wait for the world to open up enough for me to see him again.

Cherry slab pie in the oven

Anyways, back to the pie. I spent like 30 minutes rolling out the ice cold pie dough so that it (barely) was the size of the sheet pan I was going to bake the pie in. I was sore the next morning because I'm so out of shape but I really had to put my back into it. I hastily assembled the pie and tossed it in the oven, forgetting to brush melted butter on it (which I did after it cooked for like 45 mintues πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ ). Next time I do a pie, I will put demerara sugar on the top crust to get it a little extra crunch. Always room for improvement!

Finished pie

I should have never smoked that shit now I have a giant Toaster Strudel

I pulled the pie out as I started cooking dinner (more on that in a second) and it smelled delicious. This is my way of saying that it's ugly as sin but I still love it. I set it aside to cool and we'd eat it after dinner.

Lemon glaze

Now it's time to make glaze for our giant Toaster Strudel! The recipe had three different preparation for the glaze:

1 cup confectioners’ sugar

1 to 2 tablespoons milk or water or 1 tablespoon water plus 1 tablespoon lemon juice (I did this to make the glaze more interesting)

I decided to go with the lemon juice preparation. I relayed this to my partner along with the bit that Deb thought it was "more interesting". This was met with my partner sarcastically commenting "Ohhh, Deb thinks it's interesting" to which I cut her off and told her "I will not stand for Deb Perelman slander or disrespect in this house. She has posted nearly a recipe a day for over a decade, what have you done!?". We love each other and this is our love language.

Slice of pie with lemon glaze

Well, after we sliced the pie and put the lemon glaze on and ate it. The lemon glaze on the pie was so good that my partner had to retract her Deb Perelman slander and admit that it was interesting. The pie turned out great, even though it was not the prettiest. The Rainer cherries look like cherry tomatoes, though, which makes the inside look cool. This will be the summer of pies for Eli!

Hot Sauce Shrimp + Cheesy Polenta

Now, you might be asking, "Eli, isn't this just shrimp and grits?" to which you wouldn't be wrong. That is definitely the inspiration for this pairing. But, I live in Astoria, Queens which is not the south last I checked, so I don't want to offend my southern readers with a Yank daring to tackle a southern delicacy. Also, the selection of polenta in an Italian neighborhood is very very good.

Cooking the red onions and the shrimp

This recipe didn't call for caramelized red onion, but I love caramelized red onion, so in it goes. Also, I didn't have time to do a proper mise in place, so caramelizing onions bought me a little bit of time to prep the shrimp. Once the onions were good, I dumped the shrimp and cooked for six minutes (doubling the butter because why not).

Shrimp in the hot sauce... sauce?

The sauce is just butter and hot sauce. I got my hands on some Crystal hot sauce, which is probably a basic hot sauce not worth noting, but I really like it. A little spicier than Frank's, but still lots of flavor. I dumped the shrimp in here with some green onion and tossed.

Cheesy polenta

I really liked this polenta recipe from Rachel Ray. It was just instant polenta with a bunch of Parmesan cheese and a little bit of honey. The polenta we got came with instructions in Italian, so that was a little stressful to decipher while the pot was boiling over, but it all worked out in the end.

Finished shrimp & cheesy polenta

The end result was a spicy and savory dish that complimented itself very well. If I were to do it again, I would de-tail the shrimp as a part of my mise en place so that I could more easily blend the shrimp and polenta.

Also, please clap for my new plates! We got them from S&P Restaurant Supply on Ditmars between 36th and 37th street. The owner, Kosmo, is a very hairy and friendly Greek man that we adore. The plates cost more than if we bought them off of Amazon, but they are built like tanks and will last forever in our kitchen. Look at how pretty they are, I love them.